WANTED,NEEDED URGENTLY,PS3 TO REPLACE THE ONE I SQUASHED WITH MY FOOT *

Help urgently needed, i accidentally (pissed up)stood on my sons ps3. he is out until friday so i have 5 days,can you help ?,do you have a broke ps3 i can fix it with?, if you have a good looking faulty ps3 i will buy it. call or text welcome anytime,thank you